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Schizophrenic And Strapped Hoodie

Schizophrenic And Strapped Hoodie

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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Perfect to wear in front of the police.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4

Shipping & Returns

Shipping:

Your order will be processed and shipped out in 1-3 business days. Shipping typically takes about a week domestically.

Returns:

Returns are only accepted in the case that we send you the wrong size or a defective product in which case we will pay for the postage. Use the contact form to reach out to us about a return. Make sure to check the sizing guide prior to purchasing since we do not accept returns in the case of a wrong size selection.

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Customer Reviews

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Nathan

Shipping was a bit much. But I won't take stars off for that. Other than that great hoodie

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Hailie Fletchall
Amazing!

Got it for my husband’s birthday and he absolutely loved it! Hasn’t stopped wearing it since and has already gotten a ton of comments on it.. also when you wear it to stores, people tend to try and get you out of there much quicker because of it lmfao, so it’s really a win win.

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Eric Aho
very good

amazing

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Louise Backman
Cool

The print was a lot ”skinnier” or smaller than I thought and the hoodie smelled a lil goofy but I like it. Wearing it to the gym.

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Alan Bell
Comfy and intimidating

Awesome hoodie! It fits great, hides the gains, and also makes for awesome conversations!